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Worst Pick-Up Lines

Now remember guys pick-up lines are supposed to be smooth. They are supposed to work. They are even supposed to be good and even a little creative. Please, whatever you do, do not use these lines when trying to get a girl. Worst Pick-Up Lines 1. You ignite the fire in my loin chops. 2. You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen……today. 3. I’d buy you a drink but the sign says “Don’t feed the animals”. 4. Great dress, ya know where it would look best? The dry cleaners. 5. Baby you’re making me hot….please turn off your blow torch. 6. Did it hurt when you fell? Because it looked real funny. 7. I’d love to see your sexy ass bent over in front of me….plunging my toilet. 8. You have an incredible chest, can it be used as a floatation device in case of a water landing? 9. Damn you’re hot as hell……are you from there? 10. I’d like to take you to the fanciest restaurant I know….and buy you a Whopper.
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