Scarlet Queen's blog: "Word of the day"

bananus

The little brown part at the bottom of a banana that no one in their right mind eats.

Only monkeys eat the bananus.

deets

Details. Usually pertains to gossip.

My friend wanted to know what happened at the party last night, so I gave her the deets.

nip slip

When a braless female's nipple accidentally slips out from under a loose-fitting garment.

Hold up, pause it there. Yup, total nip slip on Tara Reid!

polar

beyond cool. Colder than ice.

That jacket is so polar, Shannon! Where'd you get it?

bbiab

Acronym for "be back in a bit." Most often used in the internet chatting. Sometimes shortened to "biab," for "back in a bit."

I'll bbiab; g2g take the K9 for a walk.

Alabama chrome

Duct tape.

Dude, you need to fix your car; some Alabama chrome will fix you up right.

cheeky monkey

Originally used to define someone who gives a lot of lip and is a smart-ass, but now refers to anyone talking or behaving audaciously.

One of the girls spanked my perfectly curved butt, the cheeky monkey.

podestrian A person who wears the iconic white standard iPod earbuds in their ears. I saw three podestrians just waiting for a bus. They're everywhere!

spit game To flirt with or mack on somebody, but usually not very seriously. i think I'll go out and spit game at some ladies tongiht, but I'm not looking to take any home.

self-first The rule used to get out of the "bros before hos" rule. Only to be used when there is a more than 80 percent chance of getting laid. I know our rule is bros befo' hos, but you see that girl all up on me? it's self-first tonight. Sorry, playa.