Women should not be allowed to drive.
This really pissed me off ....
This morning, while driving to work on 680, I looked over into the left land and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup -- what is wrong with women!!!
As a man, I don't panic easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Bob and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
There really should be a law against women and make-up ....
