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So after being on this site for a day or so, as well as other sites..I've come to realize one thing...this whole Juggalo/Juggalette thing is getting out of hand. Am I down with the clown? No. I am not down with the clown, in fact, I want to kick the clown, knock the clown down and steal his squeaky nose. About 30 years ago, a band did the whole "face painted legion of followers" thing...they were called KISS. I'm sure Gene Simmons has trademarked the face painting thing, and all of you Juggalo/Juggalettes will be getting Cease and Desist orders from his attorney, that guy sues everyone.
I have a simple solution to this whole problem. ICP should re-invent themselves as IMP (Insane Mime Posse). Act as crazy as they want, jump around, but DON'T SING. Save the world a lot of needless suffering. However, if they break out that whole "walking into an invisible wall" thing...well, then something more drastic will need to be done.
So please...Juggalettes, many of you are attractive, try blush, some light mascara, some lipstick, but don't paint your face to the point that small children scream and run away when they see you.
Now all of you Juggalo/Juggalettes reading this..don't get bent out of shape. This is my opinion, and the last I checked, I was entitled to it (Google Freedom of Speech if you don't believe me). And, there are many brave men and women overseas fighting to ensure I have this right...So I am going to make use of it.
