Om27's blog: "Observances on Life"

I am no expert by any means on women.  .That being said, as I look at this site, and others like it, I see something in common...there are some really interesting, and attractive women out there, but because their photos, or profiles, or both, deem them to be "thick", a majority of men will pass them by, unless they are showing 98% of their skin and THEN they'll comment. My question to that is...why? 

I'm by no means a small guy. I'm over 6 feet tall, and about 260 lbs.  For me personally, a girl who is 5'2 or 5'3 and weighs 105 lbs just...doesn't do it for me.  And for the love of God...stop all the tanning, fake baking or otherwise, and yes, I'm smart enough to know when that blonde isn't your natural hair color.  News flash...not all men want that 5'3 105lb blonde haired tan girl.  We may be hard to find, but we're out there.  Personally, give me the friend that the blonde haired girl brought along to make herself feel better who is sitting in the corner and is 5'3 and 160+. She's got curves, and I bet if you sit down with her, a damn good personality too. 

So to all of the "thicker" women out there reading this who may have run into one of the lesser examples of the male species a time or two, don't get frustrated.  Got a little "junk in the trunk"? Good, show it off and be proud, but be prepared to hold your own in a conversation too. 

So after being on this site for a day or so, as well as other sites..I've come to realize one thing...this whole Juggalo/Juggalette thing is getting out of hand.  Am I down with the clown? No. I am not down with the clown, in fact, I want to kick the clown, knock the clown down and steal his squeaky nose.  About 30 years ago, a band did the whole "face painted legion of followers" thing...they were called KISS.  I'm sure Gene Simmons has trademarked the face painting thing, and all of you Juggalo/Juggalettes will be getting Cease and Desist orders from his attorney, that guy sues everyone. 

I have a simple solution to this whole problem. ICP should re-invent themselves as IMP (Insane Mime Posse).  Act as crazy as they want, jump around, but DON'T SING. Save the world a lot of needless suffering.  However, if they break out that whole "walking into an invisible wall" thing...well, then something more drastic will need to be done. 

So please...Juggalettes, many of you are attractive, try blush, some light mascara, some lipstick, but don't paint your face to the point that small children scream and run away when they see you. 

Now all of you Juggalo/Juggalettes reading this..don't get bent out of shape.  This is my opinion, and the last I checked, I was entitled to it (Google Freedom of Speech if you don't believe me).  And, there are many brave men and women overseas fighting to ensure I have this right...So I am going to make use of it.