WHY MEN CAN PEE STANDING UP
God was just about done creating humans, but He had two parts left
over. He
couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He
might
just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would
allow the
owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing" God told them "and i was wonderin if
either one of
you had a preference for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh please give that to me!
I'd love
to be able to do that!!! It seems like just the sort of thing a man
should
have! Please! Pleeeeease!!!! Give it to ME!"
On and on he went, like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly,
he could
have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing
up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place ----
first on
the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he
tried to
see if he could hit a stump 10 feet away----laughing with delight all the
while.
God and Eve watched him with amazement and then God said to Eve
"Well i guess
you're kind of stuck with the last thing i have left."
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains" God said...
