Dr. Romello : Topic - Sex, when is the right time..?
Category: Romance and Relationships
TOPIC: "SEX, when is the right time to start having it (sex)..?"
Each topic is told from my (Dr.Romello's) point of view...
Might not be the way you'd do things, but your not writing the damn column, so shut it up..
hahahahaha
Now, if you haven't read any of my columns (then your ass needs to be WHOOPED..haha),
some of this you might not understand,
because either your a RIF (Reading Is Fundamental.. hahaha) or
because you don't understand the slang I use...
BUT, i will try to make it as simple and basic as possible..
Ok....
The ultimate goal is to know when is the "RIGHT" time to have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend,
just started dating, or etc..etc
SOooooo, when is the right time to start having sex with your bf/gf,
or someone you just started dating,
someone you just met, or even you just got married....???? hmmmmm
Now, it's hard really to put a time table on these things...
In my opinion, whenever your ready, just let things happen..
you both will know when your ready.. there will be some wet "kitty"
(meeeow) involved with some good wood.. haha
and if the one person or persons (3-some baby..hahaha) is not ready,
the other person or persons will get them ready..
and if they still aren't ready, i guess there will be no boom boom for you, until later.. hahaha
OK NOW...there's just too many equations to have to take into account on this topic..
like...
single person that just met another single person, and they are intersted in each other..
ok. for the record.. Ladies you know within the first 5mins (or less) of meeting a guy,
if you going to give the guy some ASS...(STOP FRONTIN.. keep it real, you know i'm right.hahaha)
so, if your down, it will happen.. because you know 95% of the time,
the guy is definately down for a sex session.
..1 - You met the person that day/nite at a club, HEB(for Texas peeps.haha)/market/grocery store,
or this is your first date...?
ok here goes some equations :
single horny guy + single intersted female (that is down with it) =
time for some action jackson (time for some sex) haha
or
single horny guy + single intersted female (that is down with it) +
but her gf's are c*ck blocking.. hahahaaha = no a$$ at all.. haha
or
single horny guy + single intersted female (but is not down YET) =
guys, you need to convince them or it's choke the chicken time.. hahahaaha
or
single horny guy + single intersted female (but is not over her ex yet) =
guys, maybe you will catch them on a drunk dial nite or
play the nice guy, put your head on my shoulder.. hahahaaha
which then = time for some action jackson (time for some sex) haha
I can go on and on.. as you can see, just too many things to think about...
but as you can see, a SINGLE guy is always horny and down for a session...hahaha
so, let's go onto the next one..
..2 - You have finally decided to take that next step and become bf/gf,
is it cool now to have sex.?
By this time now-a-days the couple has did the deed.. and if the sex was good,
then you are still dating...
if not.. it's ex to the next.. haha
BUT, if the "now" couple has waited, and they are bf/gf..
you should be ready for some action...!
ok here goes some equations :
(hopefully it's a guy/girl... if not, hopefully it's a girl/girl and can I watch..haha)
couple + some free time = time for some action jackson (time for some sex) haha
or
couple + a few beers/jello shots (hahahaa)/mixed drinks =
time for every position and even make some new ones up..! haha
or
couple + she's on the rag = coochie coupon for later..haha or a bj for the guy.. HOLLA
or
couple + candlelight dinner with some barry white or marvin gaye playin in the backround =
either you did something wrong..haha or
your really diggin that person and you want a romantic/quiet nite
The "couple" phase is a good one...
time to learn all about each other, find out if that person is the right one for you...
find out what bad habits each of you have, and find out if you can really stand that person.
And STOP cheating you mo fo's.. if you got tired of the person, let then know...
If you don't think things will workout, or maybe you met someone new and
you think they are a better match for you.
let the other person know.. just keep it real and be honest..!
it will save you from slashed tires, a stalker, and the person talkin sh*t about you..etc..etc
..3 - You just got married, is it cool to have sex now.??
now this one is funny... if you actually know someone that was still a honest to god virgin
(meaning no giving bj's, no fingering, no nothing) when they got married...
Let me know, and Dr.Romello will send them a free gift certificate to
"I need sex practice like a Mofo.com" hahahaa
Actually if you marry someone that is a virgin, I give them much props for waiting....!
They stuck to their beliefs and values....
But, as for me, You have to try on the pants/shirt to make sure they fit right before you buy.
You have to test taste the food before you know you like it. hahahaa
Bottom line is, there aren..t any rules..!
Some people like to wait.. cool, good for them... Others, they just are a sexual person..
to each to his own...!!!!
You just have to ask yourself some questions.
Is having sex with this person in keeping with my values?
If your a freak.. YES.. hahaha
Everyone has different values.. just keep it real to yourself.
Is having sex with this person in keeping with what I personally need in order to feel comfortable?
You have to look at yourself in the mirror everyday, so, just be true to yourself..
F*ck what everyone else thinks.!
Am I attracted to this person?
Sh*t.. I hope so.. haha Else you shouldn't be butt neekid with them, unless it's the liqour talking. haha
The right time to have sex is when both people involved are comfortable with it.
it could be the first date or a week or a month.
For instance, a couple that is marriage now could have had sex the 1st time they actually hungout...
And are still married to this day and never thought twice about it..
So, there is no set time tables for this.
Just have fun. Try not to anticipate the best sex of your life the first time.
Sex only gets better and better, when the 2 people learn about each others bodies..
And know your own body.. Sex is that much better, when you know how to please youself,
before you can please someone else..!
(so get to jerkin off. hahahaa jokin)
Dr. Ruth ain't got sh*t on me. hahahaa
ok. that's my column for this week, hope you enjoyed the laughs and info..
stay turn for next week's column..
Catch you on the flip side.. peace... Dr.Romello
I'm certified biaaaaaatches... hahaha
