Miss Piggy's blog: "What I find funny"

my stupid ipod won't work, and I'm doing a lot of travel lately, so it's crucial that I have my music. Because I didn't do anything to break my old ipod I'm reluctant to give apple more money, but itunes already has all my music, and I'm used to ipods... Damn.

*****CONTEST***** Starting on Monday OCT 1st, I will be in a contest with 2 other close friends on here. We are competing to see who can get to Fu-King the first, the two losers will have to split a HH cost for the winner. If you could spread the word and help me out starting on OCT 1st, I will make sure everyone else gets points from me as well. It will take a long time, but the help would be greatly appreciated. I cannot solicit for specials ie. blasts or happy hours, but will gladly accept them. They have to be from the kindness of the your heart or wallet in this case. The other two are: http://www.fubar.com/user/1093084 and http://www.fubar.com/user/660726 Sincerely, Scott 'FyreDragn' Kammeyer SPC Kammeyer Baghdad, Iraq, OIF 4.5

Please show some love, and support our troops GOOD MORNING!! WELL IT HAS OFFICIAL STARTED!! YOUR BLAST CONTEST!! BEST OF LUCK TO EVERYONE AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR US!!! I AM GIVING YOU A LINK TO MY BULLETIN SO THAT YOU CAN REPOST IT FOR YOUR FRIENDS TO SEE!!! THANKS AGAIN AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!! http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2407279754 ~WICKEDFRIEND (CELIA)

Alright everyone I'm in a rating contest and I'm hoping all you guys support me, so if you can visit Wicked's page and bomb my photo's I will Love you all!!! :D So here is the link and the rules, and I hope to hear from you all Thanks http://www.fubar.com/user/653457 OK, THANKS SO MUCH FOR WANTING TO BE IN MY CONTEST!! I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE FOR WAITING FOR IT TO BEGIN!! I WILL START THIS CONTEST TOMORROW AND IT WILL GO UNTIL 9-19-07 8 PM EST. THAT GIVES YOU ONE WEEK TO RALLY YOUR FRIENDS AND BOMB YOUR PIC!! SELF BOMBING IS OK AND ENCOURAGED!! DON’T FORGET TO REMIND THEM TO RATE YOUR PIC AS WELL BECAUSE EACH RATING WILL COUNT AS A COMMENT. PLEASE NO DOWNRATING OF OTHERS OR LEAVING NEGATIVE COMMENTS. IF I SEE A BOMBER OF YOURS DOING THAT TO ANOTHER, I WILL HAVE TO REMOVE YOU FROM THE CONTEST. I WILL DO MY BEST TO OBSERVE THE CONTEST AS MUCH AS I CAN, BUT PLEASE DON’T HESITATE TO BRING SOMETHING TO MY ATTENTION AND I WILL TRY AND RESOLVE IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU HAVEN’T ADDED ME AS A FRIEND, YOU MAY WANT TO, I WILL BE POSTING A BULLETIN ANNOUNCING THE CONTEST WITH LINKS TO ALL YOUR PICS. IT WILL BE STICKIED, SO KEEP AN EYE FOR IT!! THANKS AGAIN AND BEST OF LUCK!! PRIZES: 1ST 7 DAY BLAST OR VIP 2ND 3 DAY BLAST 3RD 1 DAY BLAST THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE, IT IS MUCH APPRECIATED!!! ~WICKEDFRIEND (CELIA)

So I was going to go take some new pictures, cause a lot of my friends have been on me to update my stuff. So I get everything set up, find the camera, get the chip back in it, and get it ready. But the battery had died the other day, so I have to plug it in for a while. No problem right... Except the STUPID plug is MISSING!!!!!!!! So now I have a dead camera and no plug to recharge it, and the battery can't be changed out cheaply. Now I'm screwed until I can figure out what the Hell I did.

So I'm sitting here, watching tv, with my back door open, just the screen door closed to let air in. When I hear this wierd scratching noise, so I get up to go see what it is, AND A POSSUM IS CLIMBING MY SCREEN DOOR!!!! And where are my cats might you ask, HIDING UNDERNEATH THE DINNING ROOM TABLE!!!!! I mean where the hell is the defense of territory, or the predatory instincts... So I've come to the conclusion that my cat is a PUSSY!!!!!

How people react to comments or questions is absolutely hilarious. I like to say things sometimes that will make people absolutely crazy to the point they just lash out. What can I say, most people are easily lead. Besides which its nice to see how brainwashed a lot of people really are.