So I'm sitting here, watching tv, with my back door open, just the screen door closed to let air in. When I hear this wierd scratching noise, so I get up to go see what it is, AND A POSSUM IS CLIMBING MY SCREEN DOOR!!!! And where are my cats might you ask, HIDING UNDERNEATH THE DINNING ROOM TABLE!!!!! I mean where the hell is the defense of territory, or the predatory instincts... So I've come to the conclusion that my cat is a PUSSY!!!!!
