So its been a little while, hasn’t it my friends? Well I am back. This time my amigos I have some sad news to bring to you. I as you all know love my Marijuana. It has been brought to my attention over the past couple of months that it is increasingly hard to find my friend MARY-JANE. Now I know that a lot of you are thinking (good the police are doing there job.) That’s fine that you believe this but the reality is , I cant find weed anywhere but I can find Heroin, Meth, Cocaine, and any other REAL DRUG I want. Now you all know that I your humble narrator doesn’t do drugs (I only smoke the WEED.)
So this goes out to LAW ENFORCEMENT and the FUCKING JACKASSES on Capitol Hill you know the ones that have no idea what the hell is going on but is more than willing to stick there wrinkled noses into everything.
STOP BOTHERING THE POT SMOKERS!!!! GO OUT AND BUST THE REAL CRIMINALS….
SO SCREW YOU PEOPLE…THAT IS ALL THE STERN