Why do we sleep in church? Well I cant answer for everyone but have you read or heard these stories (yes I said stories) If they would just throw in a Unicorn or something then hey I might stay up long enough to hear that.
Why is it hard to talk about god? It’s not hard to talk about god. Who wants to though every time his name is mentioned something gets blown up!
Why do we get bored when looking at Christian mags, and not Playboy? First off, If those Christian Mags. Can get a full page layout of some hot chic (giving or taking confession wink,wink) then I will buy. And another thing have you seen those Christians hair dues (if not tune into TBN on channel 68 Time Warner Cable) take a gander its freaking horrible looking.
Why are churches getting smaller and clubs and bars getting bigger? The only answer I can give you on this one is. Catholics on a whole are getting sick of being accused of being child molesters so they just decided to remove the church part from there drinking.
Where that leaves the Irish I am not totally sure.
THAT IS ALL ------ THE STERN
