A guy from Newfoundland is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the- art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the- art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Newfoundlander explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. "
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!
The Newfoundlander smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast... Can I buy you a drink?!
