A woman just gave birth to a baby in the hospital.
As soon as she recovered , the doctor came to speak to her.
"Your baby is in good health, but there's something important I need to tell you..."
The woman became worried.
"What's the matter with my baby? Please tell me...what's wrong?!"
"There's nothing really wrong... but your baby is a little.. different. He's a hermaphrodite."
"Hermaphrodite??? What's that?"
"Well, it means that you baby is.. he has... has all the equipment of a man and also that of a woman."
The woman pales.
"OMG!!! You mean he has a penis AND a brain??!!"