Wicked's blog: "Weekly Blog...."

Just to keep you all updated on the crazy life that is mine:

1. today ham is 32 weeks old, for those of you who don't know (KLOVERLYNN) ham is a girl. Yes you can all laugh now at the thought of a mini Wicked running around or you can turn and run. Needless to say Ham has finally turned and has her head in the exit position....and Ive only gained 21lbs.... woohooo!

2. I was running late this morning to my doctors appointment and threw on the jeans i wore last night, being that they are the most comfortable. I jump in Jeff's truck because i have a hard time dropping into my car now and off to the appointment i go... As I'm walking into the building i feel a large sag in my crotch... what the fuck did i just poo? is this a new pregnant thing.... omg. I run into the secluded hallways and feel in my pants and pull out the culprit... yesterdays panties!

3. I get home and I'm wondering will i always have something funny happen to me.. why am i the butt off all my jokes. then the door bell rings and i get a card in the mail. Miss Witty sent me a card, I wont tell you what she said but she just made my whole entire week. If your reading this miss W i feel the same about you... Also side note I don't like most vaginas and the ones i do like are fab!

4. I found my missing red head. I don't know what I would do without her, honestly i don't think Ive ever met a Vagina that I knew right off the bat i would love to death for the rest of my life... there's something special about her. She makes me feel sane in my insane world..

5. Last night I found porn on my son's computer, hes 13 and I'm not really sure how to handle it. I know all boys grow up and start masturbating i totally get that but I'm not sure i agree with watching porn at 13. I believe that there is to much graphic sex on the website easily accessible. Don't get me wrong I'm completely open minded when it comes to sex, I just think you need to be in a certain mind frame to understand some of the repercussions of certain sexual acts. Maybe I'm wrong but whats wrong with a good playboy magazine and a sock?

6. I'm starting to feel much better, I dont know if is taking a little time to myself or the fact that I can see the light at the end of the tunnel

I want to say thanks to all my friends you have been there threw the roller coaster ride... love you all

PS if any parents would like to know how the "porn talk " goes so they can know what to do when there time comes say aye.... and ill make a blog!

Wicked and Ham