Over 16,530,297 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
Today I will:
change the sink faucet at 9.5 months pregnant
work a full time job running a coffee company
raise a 13 year old
live on 3 hours of sleep
clean up the trail of shit you left behind
make the bed
go grocery shopping
make dinner
put the strollers away
clean out the garage
move all the tools you have left all over the house
move a dresser
tidy up before maids come...
oh and to top it all off GROW YOUR DEMON SPAWN
Thank you for your help
ME THE 9.5 MONTH FETUS CARRIER
PS THIS IS A FUCK YOU JEFF NOTE THAT I NEEDED TO GET OFF MY CHEST THAT IS ALL
