Two weeks ago, I did my standup gig at Lucy's in New Orleans and bombed. Last night, 11/29/2006, I went back and did good. I didn't bomb or kill them but I did get some laughs. It was a good feeing that I came back and did better. That is one thing that I hope stays with me that persistence pays off. I did the same set I did in Baton Rouge last week which had the same effect. No comedian hits it big over night. Many still work their day jobs as they are gaining popularity and making money at it. I'm by no means ready to start making money at standup. Six months or a year from now it may be a different story, but until I am ready for that I need to concentrate to open mic nights and developing my act.
One thing I'm learning is the voice I use has an effect as does segues and delivery. My stage voice is also coupled with the fact that I do character voices and impressions as well. My stage voice is more along the lines of like Steve Martin and James P. Connely. The idiot savant/ rythmic type voice (I must reitterate that that's my voice on stage). Mix that with the impressions and character voices, and it does make for a funny combination and can throw the audience off their feet, in a good way.
I don't know about you, but I'm getting ready to tell Rosey O-Donnell to shut the fuck up. We are all entitled toour opinions and she does not have any more of a right to be heard than others or tell others "how it is". Her recent bullying of people has made me respect her less. It is because she is too arrogant and a self-righteous snob that I'm losing respect for her not because she is a lesbian. I could care less who she fucks or what she fucks. Speaking of hher and homosexuality. She called Kelly Rippa a homophobe because of what she did with Clay Aken. I thought that homophobic had to do to a fear of someone who is afraid of homosexuals. Last I heard, Clay Aken insisted that he was NOT gay. That doesn't mean he won't come out further down the road, but until he does we should take him at his word and it's not some pious fat bitch who decides who is and isn't gay. But then again, I now realise it wasn't so much rejection and repulsion as to why I wasn't getting positiv responses from women, it's because you are homophobes. (just a joke, I am not gay and as far as I know you ladies out there are not homophobes) Anyhow, Rosey should think about this before opening her mouth. She emasculated Tom Selleck for his pro-gun stance and then she revealed that she has her children taken to school by armed body guards. OK, so she is not only conceited but a hypocrit as well. So, since I don't think I'll be on The View anytime soon (or ever by that matter) I shall say to Rosey O'Donnel make like a hermaphodite and go fuck yourself. OK, enough of the ranting and now back to some funny shit.
The tape of Britney Spears having sex does not exist in the official capacity. Well, to be honest I'm pretty glad. If I want to see Britney having sex, I'd prefer it be while I'm having sex with her or if I'm looking through binocculars while she's at her house in Kentwood. (It's about 2 hours away from me, just kidding Britney if you read this. If you are reading this Britney, my phone number is 985-xxx-1023. Call me I don't give a damn about being famous) Well, I guess I'll see you in this spot next week.
I'm Gator and ladies remember it's a good thing to get a breast examination. if you let me do it, it's even better.
