| Title | Status | Views | Comments | Votes | Results | |
| My boss is selling the business... | expired | 0 | 11 | 0 | | Find another job |  100.0% (2 votes) |
| Get a loan | 0% (0 votes) |
| Play on FU | 0% (0 votes) |
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| If I had a million dollars. | expired | 1 | 13 | 1 | | tree house on a lake | 100.0% (1 votes) |
| always wanted a monkey | 0% (0 votes) |
| motorboat | 0% (0 votes) |
| cocaine and whores | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Apparently Mormons have no since of humor. | expired | 0 | 21 | 2 | | Ditch work-chase | 50.0% (2 votes) |
| Run outside naked | 50.0% (2 votes) |
| invite them in | 0% (0 votes) |
| Go to work jerk! | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Real mumm | expired | 0 | 14 | 3 | | Jeep | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| Mazda | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| Ford | 16.7% (1 votes) |
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| Shaving | expired | 0 | 10 | 3 | | Option B | 75.0% (3 votes) |
| Option C | 25.0% (1 votes) |
| Option A | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Power Washing opportunity available | expired | 0 | 10 | 2 | | power wash the kid. | 100.0% (2 votes) |
| Send him home | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Joining a cult? | expired | 0 | 53 | 3 | | Craigslist | 60.0% (3 votes) |
| ask a roadie | 40.0% (2 votes) |
| Google | 0% (0 votes) |
| Facebook yardsale | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Star Gazing | expired | 1 | 7 | 1 | | From below. | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| With a Telescope. | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| While Giggling. | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| Box and tinfoil | 0% (0 votes) |
| From above | 0% (0 votes) |
| From a window. | 0% (0 votes) |
| Pay per View. | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Chris Stapleton Concert | expired | 0 | 27 | 12 | | yes | 50.0% (6 votes) |
| no | 50.0% (6 votes) |
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| Sammich Spread | expired | 0 | 4 | 5 | | Mustard | 60.0% (3 votes) |
| Mayo | 40.0% (2 votes) |
| Horseradish | 0% (0 votes) |
| Nothing | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Hot Pockets are the Devil | expired | 0 | 4 | 1 | | c. | 62.5% (5 votes) |
| d. | 25.0% (2 votes) |
| a. | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| b. | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Pudding | expired | 1 | 0 | 3 | | Chocolate | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| butterscotch | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| vanilla | 16.7% (1 votes) |
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| AnalBees ouch | expired | 0 | 19 | 8 | | Call ambulance | 44.4% (4 votes) |
| Call for Mommy | 44.4% (4 votes) |
| Keep cussing at butt | 11.1% (1 votes) |
| Run into the street | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Beavers | expired | 0 | 7 | 5 | | swim with beavers | 100.0% (5 votes) |
| Tattle tail | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Changing the Shower head | expired | 0 | 45 | 13 | | Talk | 52.9% (9 votes) |
| Yank the shower head | 23.5% (4 votes) |
| Tile the ceiling and shutup | 23.5% (4 votes) |
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| The perfect way to display my balls? | expired | 1 | 9 | 6 | | DIY | 83.3% (5 votes) |
| Hire a builder? | 16.7% (1 votes) |
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| Little Snot got me in trouble... | expired | 1 | 37 | 6 | | Jedi mind tricks | 41.7% (5 votes) |
| throw snot at her | 33.3% (4 votes) |
| yell jibberish. | 16.7% (2 votes) |
| finish my beer | 8.3% (1 votes) |
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| Ginger Beer | expired | 0 | 24 | 3 | | Vodka | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| Dont Judge me | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| Mikes Hardly any alcohol | 0% (0 votes) |
| Crabbies | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Polishing wood | expired | 1 | 19 | 5 | | Oil, oil, oil | 80.0% (4 votes) |
| wax on wax off | 20.0% (1 votes) |
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| Saturday | expired | 0 | 25 | 2 | | Hello Daughter | 44.4% (4 votes) |
| Neighbor's love it | 33.3% (3 votes) |
| Oh Dear | 11.1% (1 votes) |
| Hearing Voices | 11.1% (1 votes) |
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| Lifting the sack | expired | 0 | 15 | 5 | | Option A | 100.0% (5 votes) |
| Option B | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Learning a new instrument. | expired | 1 | 32 | 5 | | midget guitar | 80.0% (4 votes) |
| squeal like a piggy boy | 20.0% (1 votes) |
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| AMISH worse than spiders | expired | 0 | 16 | 3 | | rat a tat tat | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| moon over hillsboro | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| egg in your face | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| bird is the word | 0% (0 votes) |
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| killing spiders | expired | 0 | 22 | 8 | | Option A | 100.0% (8 votes) |
| Option B | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Beastie Boys or Volbeat | expired | 0 | 17 | 3 | | Ride Paul Revere? | 66.7% (2 votes) |
| Lola Montez? | 33.3% (1 votes) |
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| If I had to do it again... | expired | 0 | 53 | 13 | | Option B | 76.9% (10 votes) |
| Option A | 23.1% (3 votes) |
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