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Little Snot got me in trouble...
created @ 09/21/2016 10:57 am
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I hate hate hate Walmart. The only thing worse than shopping at Walmart is... going to the Laundromat.

But sometimes you have to go.

I needed some sinus stuff and I power walked to the pharmacy isle and got what I needed and then stood in line for a half hour. This little kid was in the cart in front of me... He was blowing snot bubbles.

I live in Ohio and I am allergic to Ohio air pretty much year around. I always have a pack of kleenex in my pocket. I could not take it no more. He had it running down his face. His mother was texting and at the front of the cart. I had stop the madness.

So handed him the kleenex and the lil bastard ate it..

SO then I took one and wiped his nose.

This is when the fun began.

This lady went ape on me. Starts screaming and causing a scene.

So as I am standing here... Make up my mind...
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