A man and his wife were vacationing in Las Vegas. Soon after arriving in their room, they discovered it was filled with the most overpowering stench they had ever smelled. They called the front desk to complain and headed for the casinos for some late-night gambling while the problem was taken care of. When they returned to their room, the stench was replaced with the strong smell of chemical cleaners and deodorizers. Satisfied tha the hotel had properly cleaned their room, the couple went to bed, but were awakened a short time later by the same overpowering smell - this time stronger than before. Now irritated, the husband called the hotel's manager and demanded that they be moved to a new room. While his wife packed up their belongings, the man ripped the sheets off the bed, as that all seemed to be where the smell was originating. There, stuffed in a hole cut in the mattress, lay the body of a well-dressed man, slowly decomposing. The couple was given a complimentary suite immediately.
