U Know U Live In Indiana If..........
LIVING IN INDIANA!!!!!
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say about Hoosiers..
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May... you may live in Indiana.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
and they don't work there... you may live in Indiana.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number ......you may live
in Indiana.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once...you may live in Indiana.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day and back again... you may live in Indiana.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during
a raging blizzard without flinching... you may live in
Indiana.
If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked... you may live in
Indiana.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows
how to use them... you may live in Indiana.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit... you may live in Indiana.
If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph --you're
going 80 and everybody is passing you... you may live
in Indiana.
If driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow... you may live in
Indiana.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction. .. you may live in
Indiana.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
car... you may live in Indiana.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly"... you may
live in Indiana.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward
them to all your Indiana friends & others... you
definitely live in Indiana.