>> A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER
>>
>> You gotta love this one!
>>
>> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on
>> runway 9R."
>>
>> Saudi Air 911: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
>> infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"
>>
>> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on
>> runway 27L."
>>
>> Iran Air 711: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
>> runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!"
>>
>> Pause: Static.............
>>
>> Saudi Air 911: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
>>
>> Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
>>
>> Saudi Air 911: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
>> IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS
>> PLEASE!!!
>>
>> Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
>> 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
