oldermaster4u's blog: "Sex today"

To my Master... As i sit here and think of You, You are ever on my mind. Pictures from the past float through my mind For me to remember: Your touch, Your feel, Your strength, Your power; That i crave so when You are here My strength through Your power, My calmness through Your control, My peace through Your strength, My passion through Your direction, My direction through Your command. I am Your slave, in all the ways that You request, In submission, pleasure, pain, mind, body, and soul I am Yours as you wish, Your every whim or command. You chose me; my only wish is to please You As you may require of Your slave. With all my love to You, stormdreamer (aka slavegirl4mymaster) *big hugs and kisses*

>> A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER >> >> You gotta love this one! >> >> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on >> runway 9R." >> >> Saudi Air 911: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on >> infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!" >> >> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on >> runway 27L." >> >> Iran Air 711: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's >> runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!" >> >> Pause: Static............. >> >> Saudi Air 911: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! " >> >> Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" >> >> Saudi Air 911: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING >> IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS >> PLEASE!!! >> >> Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah >> 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm Hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Husband: You don't love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Husband: Please...come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it. Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Wife: I can't find it. Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: Oh, that's good. Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself. Now -- what were you thinking ? Yeah i know..all the dirty minds trying to get past mine in the gutter..