Foxie's blog: "~ Free Fall ~"

Toys and Religions Capitalism He who dies with the most toys, wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hari Krishna He who plays with the most toys wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Judaism He who buys toys at the lowest price wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Catholicism He who denies himself the most toys wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anglican They were our toys first. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greek Orthodox No, they were OURS first. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Branch Davidians He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Atheism There is no toy maker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Islam You must force the world to play with this exact toy, other toys are forbidden. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Polytheism There are many toy makers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Evolutionism The toys made themselves. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taoism The doll is as important as the dumptruck. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mormonism Every boy may have as many toys as he wants. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Voodoo Let me borrow that doll for a second... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jehova's Witnesses He who places the most toys door to door wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pentacostalism He whose toys can talk wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Existentialism Toys are a figment of your imagination. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Confucianism Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Non-denominationalism We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CTFU!! I loved this one cause its so true Foxie