RAISIN BREAD
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear
very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk
and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the
location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd
like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.
The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the
raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The
young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided
with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would. Once
she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get
two loaves, as he is having company for dinner.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the
other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking
quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can
continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder,
the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male
customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for
raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.
After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that
she is really going to have to try the bread herself.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes,
glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly
man standing amongst the crowd, staring up at her. Thinking
to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it
raisin for you too?"
"Not yet," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin'!"
