if you wake up with a tent in your blankets while onboard you just have to take the matter at hand.
there is a hawaiian disease going around the river its called lackanookie.
failure to have this disease treated results in catching the cabbage disease. that is where the stem wont hold up the head ;)
blow up dolls are strictly prohibited on any vessel at any time.
even though your out here for 28 plus days the cook is not your mother she dont wanna hear you whine nor is she going to sleep with you.
and finally a friendly warning from the coast guard to all blonde women who somehow got into this industry sos does NOT mean spit or swallow. hope this crude humor makess you smile just a bit
