> TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED
> (Okay, 11!)
>
> 11. No one ever steals your chair.
>
> 10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
>
> 9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work
> drunk.
>
> 8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you
> keep them.
>
> 7. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add "Exotic
> Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
>
> 6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
>
> 5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your
> shirt.
>
> 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
>
> 3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human
> Resources.
>
> 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on
> your tan.
>
> ...and (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:
>
> 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by
> 8:00!"
