Wicked's blog: "To Pluck or not to pluck"

There is an Ass that shall name nameless, you might guess if you like who this shit for bird brain is but I'm mad at him

Then add to that equation there is a woman who shall name nameless but you might guess if you saw her flowing red Afro hair which she has dyed blonde, floating around on a broom stick.

So the story begins the other day on a dark and stormy day, I of course the princess of the castle was going about my way merrily, When my black berry came to life informing me that i got mail. I tucked my baby in for the day making sure she is not going to beat me for a while and open the attachment

What i saw would scare a baby out of the uterus...

THAT FEATHERED DELIQUENT HAS PUT THAT RED HEADED WITCH ON TOP OF ME~

now we all know this can not be true since i am the PITCHER  and she is the CATCHER

so if that bird brain doesn't come clean in the next 30 minutes ill have to show you all the picture in which he spelt my name right...

The innocent mother of ham