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1. Song that always makes you sad?
Last Kiss- Pearl Jam
2. Last thing you bought?
Fuze
3. Last person you argued with?
mister :(
4. Do you put Butter before putting the jelly on?:
no
5. One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?:
Roger Rabbit
6. Did you ever own at one time an Nysnc Cd?:
Yes
7. Favorite day of the week?:
Sunday
8. Favorite Sundae topping?:
Strawberry
9. Did you take Piano lessons?:
no
10. Most frequent song played?:
Come away with me- norah jones
11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?:
Charmed
12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?:
hockey
13. Date someone older or younger?:
older
14. One place you could travel right now?:
Pakistan
15. Do you use umbrellas?:
Uh..no
16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?:
uh.. do the Canadians even know them?
17. Favorite Cheese?:
Gouda
18. Disturbed or My Chemical Romance?:
disturbed
19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?:
Brunettes
20. Best job you ever had?:
Mommyhood
21. did you go to your high school prom?:
Yupp!
22. Perfect time to wake up?:
Noon
23. Perfect time to go to bed?:
whenever he's near <3
24. do you use your queen right away in chess? ..:
no
25. Ever been in a car accident?:
yes
26. closer to mom or dad...or neither?:
Gone :'(
27. what age is this exciting life over for you?:
when I can't function any longer
28. what decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?:
the 70's
29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?:
my stripper boots!
30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school:
yupp
31. Were you in track and field?:
In HS
32. Were you ever in a school talent show?:
lol yes
33. Have you ever written in a library book?:
yes
34. Allergic to?:
idiots
35. Favorite fruit?:
mmm watermelon
36. Have you watched sex and the city?:
yes
37. Baseball hat or toque?:
neither
38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?:
shampoo
39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?:
wet it :)
40. Pen or pencil?:
pen.
41. Have you ever gambled at a casino?:
yes
42. Have you thrown up on a plane?:
no
43. Have you thrown up in a car?:
yes
44. Have you thrown up at work?:
no
45. Do you scream on roller coasters?:
yes
46. Who was your first prom date?:
ugh.. chris carpenter
47. Who was your first roommate?:
uhm.. Hope
48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?
Moonshine
49. What was your first job?:
Ice cream shoppe
50. What was your first car?:
even though I’ve never had my license.. I did own a 2000 Mitsubitshi Eclipse
51. When did you go to your first funeral?:
when i was 4
52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?:
13
53. Who was your first grade teacher?:
Ms gooddale
54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?:
Florida
55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?:
myself
56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?:
Bree.. yes
57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?:
My grandmother
58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?:
Mister... Hope.. Alan...Doug
59. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman:
uhm.. I've always refused!
60. What is the first thing you do in the morning?:
Emailed Mister
61. What was the first concert you attended?:
Reba McEntire
62. First tattoo or piercing?:
Tongue
63. First celebrity crush?:
patrick swayze
I can't even wake up nicely!
The comfort of waking up knowing I'm going to speak wonderful pillow talk with him is gone.
Being mean is NOT the way I want you, I obviously don't like you better that way.
I feel like I can't win for losing with you.
I'm going back to sleep and waking up again hoping this morning didn't happen.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying, "Hello"
I politely said, "This is Andrew. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone,I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop.So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller ID program?"
He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.
I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window ....so, I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're an asshole."
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.
"Hello."
"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."
Then I called Asshole #2.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, asshole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are?"
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at
1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.
Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th Street.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street.
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.
NOW, I feel better.
Observed the 3rd Saturday in the month of October, Sweetest Day observance originated in Cleveland in 1922. Herbert Birch Kingston, a philanthropist and candy company employee wanted to bring happiness into the lives of orphans, shut-ins and others who were forgotten. With the help of friends, he began to distribute candy and small gifts to the underprivileged.
On the first Sweetest Day, movie star Ann Pennington presented 2,200 Cleveland newspaper boys with boxes of candy to express gratitude for their service to the public.
Another popular movie star, Theda Bara, distributed 10,000 boxes of candy to people in Cleveland hospitals and also gave candy to all who came to watch her film in a local theater.
Primarily a regional observance celebrated in the Great Lakes region and the Northeast, Sweetest Day is gradually spreading to other areas of the country. People tend to take the Sweetest Day tradition with them when they move. Ohio is the top state for Sweetest Day sales, followed by Michigan and Illinois. Texas, California and Florida are among the top 10 states in sales.
Over the years, Sweetest Day has evolved into a time to express romantic love and also to show appreciation to friends.
“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”
Sarah Dessen
Strange how I can feel you so near, so much more than anyone. I am floating in the bliss of your presence. Do not leave my side but let me dream in it a bit longer.
If only I had known that you were out there, then I could have been searching long before I met you. If only I had known that there was a man like you, I could have searched the ends of the earth. If only I had known that I would someday meet someone like you, who wants to give me everything, would do anything for me, and gives me all his love - I could have done anything and everything in my power to find you sooner. Now that I have found you, I will never let you go.
I need for you to completely understand who I am and what I can give. It may not compare to other women or past relationships but that does not matter. All that matters is that you chose me for a reason.
I want you be my backbone, my soul, and my air that I breathe. I want to see us grow old together if that is what you are ready for. Maybe what I am saying is crazy or just a fantasy but I know that it is a dream to me. Days go by with thoughts of you in my mind, and I have asked myself what is happening? My heart said I should follow it to where it leads me, 'cause it is always true to me.
When I first saw you, I thought, 'Damn! What a guy!'Then I spoke to you, wanting to know more about the guy who had smiling eyes. Every time I see or think of you, my whole body shivers. ..Such wonderful eyes as bright as the stars in the sky on a dark and lonely night. ..A smile of exquisiteness brightens up my world.
Come to think of it, she was/is lucky, she should have cherished, honored, admired and been appreciative of you. She is a fool to lose you.
I know you are cute, but every time I see you, you tend to look even cuter than ever. When I think of you and see you, I say to myself, her loss is my gain....
*composes self*
So it's been an INCREDIBLY shitty birthday really.. My original plans of sleeping the day away and talking to Mister when he was on, was completely changed.
I had to help a friend who had a boo-boo with their car.. Take my pc tower in AGAIN and now the loaner won't work properly.. And 3 hours later I'm still waiting on them to come fix it..
*sighs*
THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Mister surprises me! Calla lilies *gasps and cries*
You've made my day Mister and I can't grasp the words to let you know how special you are to me.
Like the sun shining through a window in early morn,
That's what your friendship means to me.
Your caring concern and the love that you show,
Not only for me but for others as well,
the whole world I would tell,
What your friendship love means to me.
But the words do not come, they are caught deep inside
Of this person I am, who would much rather hide
Than face this world in which we live,
A world that cannot give of itself,
A world that has died.
I wish that I could spout words in verse or in prose
About what your friendship, as everyone knows,
Means to me.
It's so hard to be open when one's always been closed,
But I'll try just for you
Since the feelings I have run as deep as the sea.
Yes, I will try very hard, please be patient with me.
Dear Boys,
I am writing you because I am tired of being your "wingman". I don't want to hear you complain anymore that you can't figure out girls because it's really not that hard. I will attempt to give you an insight and then from their you are on your own.
Say what you mean to say. I can feel some of you already thinking "but girls don't do that"...and you're right. We say what we think you want to hear. It's a defense mechanism. Always assume that a girl is looking for a relationship and not a one night stand. Here's a crazy idea: If you're out and there's that cute girl all over you and she invites you back to her place...go. If you really aren't "in the place for a relationship" then say that to her. Tell her it's not going past that one night. 9/10 she'll appreciate the fact that you just saved her alot of heartache the next day when she is trying to hang out with you and you're trying to be elusive. In that regard...don't go back night after night. Can you put yourself in the place of that girl who is putting herself out there for you? She's thinking about you during the day and slowly realizing as the days go on that you're really not into her. You're into having sex with her. Sure, you tell her that you really like her. But the only time you ever want to see her is after a couple drinks so you can get laid. If that's not the case then you should probably make a little more effort because that's what it's looking like.
Have you ever had someone just stop talking to you? They just up and disappear with no reason...it hurts. How about they eventually give a reason that's the lamest thing you've ever heard and you KNOW that they just don't like you but need to hear it from them? If you don't like a girl in that way then just say so...don't just disappear and be a coward.
Ladies are each an endangered species. We don't care about your money. We care about the little things. We like conversation and going out and having fun. We like unexpected surprises or a hand-drawn picture of two bunnies that says "if we were rabbits, I'd let you have the bigger half of the carrot" (I've seen it...it was cute...she's a lucky girl). We deserve your respect because we would walk through fire for most of you and we have no clue why.
We do not deserve boys with a criminal background breaking our pumpkins because of something that happened a year ago. We do not deserve thinking we're sort of with someone and then never hearing from them again. We do not deserve to feel less than a 22 year old woman because 3 years ago the birth control failed and there's now a beautiful little girl (or boy) on this planet. We do not deserve to give chances over and over again with the same end results. We do not deserve to be crying ourselves to sleep because some stupid boy would rather be with a slut. (There is a difference between a slut and a lady...I'm talking about ladies). We do not deserve to always be the "best friend" or "wingman" because we do not want to get you laid.
Some of us ladies don't want a relationship right now. Isn't that amazing! We'll let you know, though. We won't use you for sex because we can probably do it better on our own, anyway.
I'm not saying any of this in a mean spirited way. I care about all of you boys and want to see you happy. I care about my ladies and want to see them happy. There's some bad ones in each of the genders, but don't let them speak for the entire gender. I know there's some good guys out there. If you're reading this then let yourself be known, step up, and grow some balls. Stop letting all the bad ones do the talking.
I'm going to take my sassy pants off now and put on some mom jeans. Yes, I said mom jeans. Deal with it
So there's 12 people whom I'd like to answer this question.. take time, ponder it and mail me :)
Dale, Steve, Doug, Steff, Rick, Hope, Alan, Ken, Alicia, Lori, Jeff, Mike
You can leave comments but I'd rather you 12 do NOT leave your answers here.
I have a purpose behind this that'll be explained later on.
(if you're stuck between 2 just tell me the two)
Thank you!!!
If given the opportunity would you rather have...
a. a huge bling
b. a blast
c. a VIP
d. a cherry bomb
e. auto11's
f. lots of lil blings at once
g. bling pack
