JoKeRs AnGeL BFF to Shexy Davey FuOwned ...'s blog: "This is me"

    Well ladies and germs lol, I thought it would be interesting to create a blog called The "Dumped" List. I get to share my heartbreak and humiliation with you and all you happy people get to vote on which situation you thing is the absolute WORST way to be DUMPED! Please also feel free to comment and maybe even share your own experiences if you like. So here we go....

#5   I was dumped on my 16th birthday by my boyfriends best friend. My boyfriend went to Florida for vacation and sent his best friend to take me to a movie and break up with me for him.

#4  I had a boyfriend send his best friend over to my house to try to take advantage of me so he could try to bust into my house shortly after to accuse me of cheating on him. I kicked his friend out right away and my boyfriend still dumped me anyway.

#3  I was told one time by a boyfriend that he was really some kind of warlock and he was trying to secretly teach me some magic about life and that he wasnt breaking up with he had simply "taught me everything I could learn from him and it was time for me to move on".

#2  After I had caught a boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend in my OWN bed...he had the nerve to ask me after I DUMPED HIM if my parents would still co-sign for a loan on a brand new mustang for him.

#1  While partying with my boyfriend and some other friends he decided to make a toast to me. He said "To my girlfriend Sarah...the dumbest, worthless cunt I have ever known!"...then proceeded to make out with his NEW BOYFRIEND!

     These are all seperate incidents with different guys! Just a disclaimer for those who are thinking to themselves "Why does she keep taking him back?" lol.....IM NOT THAT STUPID!

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My dearest friends, I don't know how much time I am going to be able to spend on Fubar for a while. I have recently had my children taken into protective custody and the state and my ex are trying to fight to permanently remove them from my cutody and into his. They are going to try to charge me with neglect. It started with concerns over my children's physical and mental development and turned into accusations of neglect and improper medical treatment. I'm not going to share too many details because they are personal but I have plenty of evidence to prove that I have not neglected my children. I am going up against the state and it is going to be a difficult battle but be assured that I am going to do whatever it takes to get my children back. I ask that you please keep my children and myself in your hearts and prayers and wish me luck. Thank you all and I do hope to see all of you again soon. Me "Bad Kitty"

I just want to say that I am tired of fake people. Friends pretending they care just to get something out of you. I don't have to beg for friends. I do enjoy meeting new people but if a friendship develops I can take it or leave it. Friends are a bonus in life. I would like to think that if you asked any one of my friends what they thought of me, they would say I was a good person and nice, honest, outgoing, strong, and independent. But as of late, the people I have been associating with tend to purposely seek out the negative in other people, avoiding the positive. Then, they try to exaggerate that negative as much as they can. To me, these are not real friends and I made sure that they are no longer a problem in my life. I have a hard time trusting people and making friends is not easy for me because of this. I would like to say to all my friends out there that if you can take me as I am, and like me for who I am and not what I've got...... then I will show you the same respect. To anyone else who could care less......I don't need you in my life. I know who my REAL friends are and they will always get my respect. THANK YOU! To all my real friends, you know who you are. You have always been there for me no matter what the problem was, and I was always there for you. I hope we can keep our friendships strong.