"The Warlord" by K.L.Scott, 1991-93
I see a door that says "Do not enter!", ...I give a mighty kick
I pull my sword and I start to swing, ...The blood is running thick
I grab the treasure, and from around the corner, ..I hear a galliant yell
Here comes another poor soul, ...I send him straight to hell
I came, I saw, I did.... my job,
I came, I saw, and I slayed!!!
I come upon the evil wizard, ...with magic staff in hand
I notch my bow and draw it back, ...he going to make a stand
The arrow whistles through his fireball, ...hits right between the eyes
It's a sign for all that challenge, ....everyone will die!!!
I came, I saw, I did.... my job,
I came, I saw, and I slayed!!!
(Insert guitar solo here)
Another door reading "Do not enter!" ...is shattered by my boot
This time it's a crimson dragon, ...sitting on his loot
His flames hit where I was standing, ...he turns to see my sword
The blade sinks deep in his skull, ...this rush is my reward!!!
I came, I saw, I did... my job,
I came, I saw, and I slayed!!
I came, I saw, I did... my job,
I came, I saw, I slayed!!!
.....I kill the wiseman, he's not wise enough,
I burned, raped, looted, and maimed,
.....Now it's time to drink and fuck!!
-God, I love this game!!
