The Village Idiot's blog: "Lyrics from the distant past"

"The Warlord" by K.L.Scott, 1991-93 I see a door that says "Do not enter!", ...I give a mighty kick I pull my sword and I start to swing, ...The blood is running thick I grab the treasure, and from around the corner, ..I hear a galliant yell Here comes another poor soul, ...I send him straight to hell I came, I saw, I did.... my job, I came, I saw, and I slayed!!! I come upon the evil wizard, ...with magic staff in hand I notch my bow and draw it back, ...he going to make a stand The arrow whistles through his fireball, ...hits right between the eyes It's a sign for all that challenge, ....everyone will die!!! I came, I saw, I did.... my job, I came, I saw, and I slayed!!! (Insert guitar solo here) Another door reading "Do not enter!" ...is shattered by my boot This time it's a crimson dragon, ...sitting on his loot His flames hit where I was standing, ...he turns to see my sword The blade sinks deep in his skull, ...this rush is my reward!!! I came, I saw, I did... my job, I came, I saw, and I slayed!! I came, I saw, I did... my job, I came, I saw, I slayed!!! .....I kill the wiseman, he's not wise enough, I burned, raped, looted, and maimed, .....Now it's time to drink and fuck!! -God, I love this game!!

"Munchies" by K.L.Scott, 1/91 It's 3 in the morning and we're going to the store We ate all of the munchies and we're going to get some more So we jump into my cruiser and take a stellar leap and end up in the parking lot of the local Sheetz .......there's a chick behind the counter .......there's a chick behind the counter .......there's a chick behind the counter .......there's a chick behind the counter There's a chick behind the counter and she's givin' me the eye I say "I wanna taco", she says "Come 'round to this side" So we step into the backroom and I whip out my big bag I get her all smoked up, but Shit!, she's on the rag .......now we get up to the counter .......now we get up to the counter ........now we get up to the counter ........now we get up to the counter Now we get up to the counter and we fix our killer-dogs Then grab a pack of phillies and we fade into the fog We go back to the party and we stumble through the door But we ate all of the munchies so we're going back for more ......and more, and more, and more, and more, and more (This is the part for the massive guitar solo, then break..) Potato chips, cheese whiz, six pack, candy bars, Killer dogs, pretzels, ice cream, and pizza, Beef jerky, burritos, doritos, slurpees Nachos, meatball sub, sunny-d, and whip cream (Guitar solo continues..) "......Who was that trashed man???!" "That was the stoned stranger!!" It's 4 in the morning and we're going to the store We ate all of the munchies and we're gonna get some more....

This is more of a poem then song lyric, but put to the right music it may be quite good.. "Blessed" by K.L. Scott 5/91 If I were the earth, you would be my sky and if you weren't there, I would simply die If I were a seedling, you'd be the sun and rain you would be the earth that holds me safe inside If I were a baby, you would hear my scream I'd cry my lil' eyes out 'til you'd come and mother me But I'm just a simple man, who's been blessed from above with the chance to be with you and experience your love Girl, I will always love you, as long as I'm alive Outside the gates of heaven, I'll wait til you arrive Yes, I will always love you -I need you constantly My heart yearns to be near yours, for all eternity...

"Cobwebs on the Ceiling" by K.L.Scott 1989 I see cobwebs on the ceiling up where the paint is cracked and peeling I see cobwebs on the ceiling where the spiders used to be.. I wonder if they were really there or if this was all just a warped nightmare ...oooh, I don't know, I really just don't know... I still have the old shoe that did 'em in I wear it to church on sundays But I still can't get them out of my mind Oh, I pray that God will forgive me.. I see the cobwebs on the ceiling up where the paint is cracked and peeling I see the cobwebs on the ceiling where the spiders used to be... -(refrain/ guitar solo)- -I wonder if they ever knew they'd be spots upon my ceiling!!! -(continue guitar solo/ break)- -but now all that's left for me to see are the cobwebs on the ceiling!!! I see the cobwebs on the ceiling up where the paint is cracked and peeling I see the cobwebs on the ceiling where the spiders used to be...

* This song was originally written in 1988, and on early Sunday, November 4th 1990 the legacy became reality... in my basement!!! "Spot, the Spider" by K.L. Scott 1988 There's a spider on my ceiling, dangling above my bed I wonder how he's feeling -hanging from his web Does he know he's going to die? Does he even care? Does he ask for a reason why? Hey!! He's breathing up my air!! -(sound of shoe smashing spider -scream!!)- There's a spot up on my ceiling where the spider used to be I wonder how he's feeling Oh well, more air for me... -(refrain/ guitar solo)- Did he know he was going to die? Oh, his weeping wife and mother.. Do you think they'll wonder why? Do you think they'll even bother? -(sound of shoe smashing 2 more spiders -screams!!)- Now there are three spots up on my ceiling where the spiders used to be I wonder what they're feeling? Oh well, who cares!!, It's more air for me!!! -(refrain/ guitar solo to end)-

"Watching" by K.L. Scott 5/91 I can only move my eyes, watching you watching me My body's paralyzed, watching you, watching me What will you do?, Who will move first? Your eyes are evil, they place their curse Never a blink, a showdown stare I'm watching you, from under hair... I can only move my eyes, watching you watching me My body's paralyzed, watching you watching me You move around, you break the bind I'm losing you, I've lost my mind You start to shout, "Stop watching me!" But I've learned almost everything... (Guitar solo) Watching you watching me, -you see the eyes of insanity Watching you watching me, I watch your eyes as you're watching me... go crazy.. Watching you watching me, -you see the eyes of insanity Watching you watching me, Look into me eyes and you will see.. I'm crazy..