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If you need a laugh, then read these Children's Science Exam answers. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes A: Premature death. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen. ) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section' A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
this is why i have not ben on much this last 6 days or so this was my 17 year old cousin who was killed this last saturday night. For those of you on my end who don't know, my nephew, Ronald "Ronnie" Allen Fraga, was murdered on Saturday the 12th. Suffering three stab wounds to his abdomin, one was a direct hit to his heart killing him almost instantly. Take a look at all that is lost.

The fourth generation...
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Someone's son, brother, grandson, nephew, friend, boyfriend, but most of all, someone's DADDY.
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With a 4.0 GPA and a job to take care of his son, Joseph "Joey" Ronald Fraga, Ronnie was going places. He was somebody.
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This is a devistating loss for our family. Having Ronnie stolen from us is crippling. My sister shouldn't have to bury her son, but she is. My mother shouldn't be outliving her grandchild as my grandfather shouldn't be outliving his great-grandson, but they are. Jessica shouldn't have to raise Joey by herself, but she is. Ronnie won't get to see his son turn a year old or take his first steps. He doesn't get to hear his sons first words, he doesn't get to hear him speak at all. Ronnie will never get the chance to hear his son say, "I love you daddy." The pain is unimaginable. Ronnie was loved, not lost. He was broken, but he'll never be forgotten. I guess we made the mistake of blinking, now we'll never close our eyes. To me, Ronnie's not dead, he just went home and he's waiting for US to walk through the door. We'll see him again someday, even if we have to wait for someday until we take our last breaths.

RIP Ronnie.
07/07/90-01/12/08

I love you, my sweet nephew.

Daneer

personal family pt 2

well my brother in law went throught surgery yesterday.he pulled through it ok so far.hes going to be sore for a while.they had to go in and repair what a dr did a long time ago.they had to replace some pins and rods in his back.he will be done and out for a while now.if you would plz put him and his family in your prayers and thoughts.he will not be able to to at least a year they said.we dont know if he will be ale to go home after his recoop time or what they will be havinghim do.it will be over a year b4 we will be able to see him unless we get to the area hes in,thats not likely with being married to an otr driver.hes been in alot of pain,so im hoping that this procedure helps him out.

being gone

i will be down for about 4 days.my husband and i are going to take some home time.we are planning on suprising his parents for their 50th wedding anniversary that this week:)i will be down from 1/3 to 1/6 at the most.i will miss my family on here while im with my personal family.i might be abel to pop on during that time but im not real sure.

LIL BROTHERS :)

YA GOTTA LOVE THEM ,BUT WHEN THEY GROW UP SOMETIMES YA JUST GOTTA WANT TO KICK THEM IN THEIR ASSES.I KNOW I DO MINE SOMETIMES AND HE KNOWS IT,HE WILL PROBABLY READ IS CAUSE HE HAS A PAGE ON HERE AS WELL.WE WAS TALKIN ON THE PHONE ONE EVENING LAST WEEK AND I SAID I WANDER HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE ME TO GET TO MY NEXT LVL,HE SAID TO ME ILL HAVE TO SAY BY TUESDAY,I HAVE BEEN PLUGGIN AWAY AT IT AS WELL AS GETTIN OTHER THINGS DONE ON HERE THAT I NEED TO.HERE IT IS SUNDAY MORNING AND IM THINKING THAT I MIGHT NOT HAVE IT,IT DONT MATTER TO ME IF I DO OR NOT BUT JUST FOR FUN ID LOVE TO BE ABLE TO GET IT AND SHOW HIM THAT I COULD DO IT :)HEHE ANY HELP WOULD BE LOVED AND FOR SURE RETURNED :) I LOVE MY FAMILIES ON HERE :)

my personal family :)

I JUST GOT SOME OF THE BEST NEWS I COULD GET,I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY BROTHER IS GETTING OUT OF JAIL(LONG STORY BUT IT WAS HIS OWN STUPIDITY THAT GOT HIM THERE)IM NOT SURE JUST YET WHERE HE WILL BE STAYIN BUT IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW :)ITS BEEN ALMOST 7 YEARS SINCE I SEEN HIM LAST.
MY DAUGHTER HAS AN ACCOUNT ON HERE AND IM TRYING TO HELP HER LVL UP SOME.HER ID IS GIGGLES.IF YOU GO TO MY PAGE TO MY FRIENDS LIST YOU WILL FIND HER THERE:)SHE IS ONLY LVL 3.ANY LOVE WILL BE APPRICIATED AND IM SURE SHE WILL RETURN IT WHEN SHE LOGS ON:) THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A WONDERFUL FAMILY TO BE APART OF :) MISSYBEAR

FEELING BAD

IM SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN ON THE LAST COUPLE DAYS MUCH,I WAS SICK FOR TWO DAYS AND THEN WHEN IT RAINS IT REALLY POURS.WE PULLED INTO OUR DELIVERY AND I BLEW A FUSE ON OUR POWER INVERTER,SO I HAD TO GET OUT OUR LIL ONE(NOT SURE HOW LONG THIS ONE WILL HOLD UP)OUT TO USE FOR A FEW MINUTES.THANK YOU GUYS FOR BEING THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT YOU ARE.IM REALLY ENJOYING MYSELF HER WITH YOU ALL.
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