MISSYBEAR LLAMA LEVELERPEGASUS PROJECT's blog: "FUNNY THINGS"

West Virginia Ten Commandments Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't> used to talking in those terms.. So, some folks in West Virginia got together and translated the 'King James' into 'County' language..... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia) (1) Just one God (2) Put nothin' before God (3) Watch yer mouth (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Honor yer Ma & Pa (6) No killin' (7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (8) Don't take what ain't yers (9) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

WELL I JUST HOPE THAT THE GUYS REMEMBER THIS :) What ever you give a woman,she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm,whe will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her---So remember - If you give her a small amount of crap, you will receive a TON OF SHIT!!!

I WONDER HOW MANY WILL ACTUALLY THINK IM A LIL PERSON?