A COLLEGE CLASS WAS TOLD THEY HAD TO WRITE A STORY IN A AS FEW WORDS AS POSSIBLE. THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE, THE STORY HAD TO CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING THREE THINGS:
(1) RELIGION
(2) SEXUALITY
(3) MYSTERY
BELOW IS THE ONLY A+ IN THE ENTIRE CLASS.
"GOOD GOD, I'M PREGNANT; I WONDER WHO DID IT."