x HaLo x's blog: "The Madness!!"

Okay so I heard on the news last night and on talk radio this afternoon about an 8 year old girl who was visiously raped by 4 boys ranging from the ages od 9 to 14, in Phoenix last week. Apparently her own cousin lured her out and that's when the attack accured. Now some jackass is arguing in the boy's defense that RAPE is part of their Lebonese culture.

Now, I have a few things to say about this. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING DAMN IF IT'S LEGAL WHERE THEY ARE FROM!! THIS IS AMERICA & HERE RAPE IS ILLEGAL!! YOU HAvE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, TAKE YOUR ASSES BACK TO LEBANON!!

And to the mother of one of the boys who claims her son doesn't even know about sex: WAKE UP LADY!! STOP BEING SO DAMN NIAVE!! JUST CUZ YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE NERVE TO DO THE RESPONSIBLE THING AND TEACH YOUR SON ABOUT SEX, MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. BECAUSE YOU FAILED, HE'S LEARNED ABOUT SEX FROM HIS FRIENDS. THAT'S WHY HE'S IN TROUBLE NOW!! YOU WILL BE AMAZED AT WHAT THE AVERAGE 9 YEAR OLD KNOWS ABOUT SEX THESE DAYS. OPEN YOUR FREAKIN EYES WOMAN.

And to the parents of this poor girl: HOW DARE YOU PHYSICALLY ASSAULT YOUR DAUGHTER, BLAME HER FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO HER AND DECLARE THAT SHE SHAMED YOU!! I'M CLAD CPS TOOK HER FROM YOU BECAUSE IT WAS YOU WHO SHAMED HER NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!! HOPEfULLY SHE'LL NEVER BE RETURNED TO YOU AND SHE'LL FIND A HEALTHY LOVING HOME WHERE HER NEW MOMMY & DADDY WILL HELP HER GET PASSED WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER. I REALLY WANNA KICK YOU IN YOUR STUPID HEADS RIGHT NOW!!

And That's All I gotta say about that!

Okay so I gave Brodie an assignment the other day.. He was to write an insulting hate letter to a COW. Check it out!! It'll Fuckin Blow your mind!! A!! I LOVE YOU MAN!!

Hey you fat fucking Heifer!! How the hell have you been? I saw you walking down the road with out a care in the world smashing your fat face into the grass in the same matter as a fat kid finding a cupcake! You are some piece of work you worthless piece of meat. You are a 100% USDA certefied piece of shit! i can not wait to gut you like a  pig, you cum guzzling bullshit eating maggot infested flea ridden worthless excuse for a creature. You are not even worth the potential leather that surrounds your nasty animal bi products. You're ugly you smell worse then the shit you leave on my lawn and you have no right or good reason to reproduce. I hope you fucking choke on your own scaly nasty butt licker. I can only masturbate to the idea that you are raped by horses and your owner defiles your calf's while you are forced to watch. Remember that nice nap you were having the other day and woke up startled as you found yourself in pain lying on your side? That was a potato gun! I hope I get you between the eyes next time you fat fuck! I wanna brand your eye balls out so you can't see me coming with the scissors to remove your dried up powder filled utters while you graze on your gluten filled Kentucky Blue grass. Then I am going to use that same brand and weld your asshole shut with it. After I gut you I am going to feed you to your worthless lame diseased offspring of yours, and smash there skulls with your bones. I hate your fat ugly face and hope to skin you alive soon. Regards.~PETA


(Note From Angela:) DAMN... Despite what my bud Bruce says... I hope that you never seek treatment for this anger. Infact I hope you embrace it and continue making me laugh!!

So Recently I asked my best friend's lover, (or whatever in the hell you wanna call him at this point), to give me his opinion on Cross Dressing Ewoks. All I Gotta Say Is DAMN!! His Answer was this:

Problems and misconceptions among the Ewok‘s.

An Ewok is not a race, it is a status of age as an adult to a child, a deer to a doe, and a Bear to a cub.
Ewok’s are “cubs” to Wookiees. However unlike most Guardians whom protect their young, the Wookiees send the Ewoks off to another planet all together. Wookiees and Ewoks are both from Kashyyyk but will live out their child hood on the planet Endor. The point of this is similar to that of our own historic Spartans, the weak are discarded at birth. The Wookies, unlike the Spartans, will give them a chance at it by letting nature take it’s course in a life style truly intended as the survival of the fittest. In the event that an Ewok survives to adulthood they are fit to be called a true Wookiee and are removed from the planet and put into action across the galaxy as soldiers. Now becoming a Wookiee is no easy task. According to the documentary entitled “Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi “ you can clearly see that there were not any Wookiees on the planet Endor. Which not only makes Chewbacca a bad ass, this also makes him part of a very rare species. The survival rate of all Ewoks making it past ten years of age is 1 in 3586. Though there is plenty of vegetation on there planet, they still prefer the taste of meat over leaves. This results in cannibalism due to a lack of various species entering there planet. In the event that someone/ something enters their planet these usually gentle creatures can be more then hospitable. If you enter their planet during a feeding frenzy your survival rate would be greater if you were a snowball in hell. Ewoks are scavengers, collecting anything useful they can find from clothing to weapons. Cross dressing Ewoks is a misconception due to the fact that they are A sexual until adulthood. Later in life they will develop there sexual organs, similar to a human hitting puberty. This is a good thing because the last thing we would want on that planet is procreation. So there really is no such thing as a cross dressing Ewok. However there could be cross dressing Wookiees and they are executed due to the fact that you have thrown away the greatest and honorable achievement a Wookiee can make, Surviving Endor to serve your local federation. Like the U.S. Army there is a don’t ask don’t tell policy, the difference is upon finding breaking code you are not discharged you are beheaded and your body will be discarded over Endor for potential Cross dressing Wookiees to snack on

Where do I even begin?? I am rendered speechless by some of your activities, one in particular. How DARE you show up at our fallen soldier's funerals protesting, chanting your prejudice & spatting your hatred?! Thank God For Dead Soldiers?! HOW DARE YOU!! Do you not think the fallen soldier's friends & families are suffering enough grief that you just gotta make it worse?? Or do you just not care?? In my eyes you are the wicked that plagues this earth. If not for the soldiers of centuries past who fought for our lives & safety, this place & it's people would either extinct or enslaved. Our lives full of dispair! What about Jesus?? He died for us did he not?? These soldiers too are dying for US everyday. They are dying so that we may be safe & sleep / live in comfort without certain worries. I feel that my friends & family members who have served & are serving in the military has been greatly disrespected by your antics. Open up your eyes & start having respect for others. I Shun you for your behavior & I can promise.. God did not intend for us to behave so badly. Love Thy Neighbor!! Remember??