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What are you waiting for?
Okay then! I'll just burn the house down the next time you wanna scream and shout about me being a lout but not wanting to be without you.
I have no doubt the moment I move out your stubbornness will allow you to commence being without me in more than just a physical way, and this I can't allow.
I will deny you the chance to decide to throw away what may be the only thing that will save my life.
So, I'll clear my throat wipe my palms on the arms of my shirt grab your hand and pull you in close ask you once more to please forgive me, clear my throat once more and drop to one knee.
I'll begin with my spill I'm DDdDOoWWN ooon one kn-kn-knee. Shaking, stuttering and sweating profusely. I'll take one big deep breath and a calmness will take over - I'm on bended knee promising that I will be the best me for you that I can be, as long as you guarantee that from this moment on you heart will be my home and that you'll never roam or leave me alone too long.etc. I''ll wrap this up with a few words from me to you, I'm completely in love and the victim is you, I'm not a fortune teller, that you can see but I can see a wedding in the future for you and me. So please take this ring and become my wife. You have to say yes cause NO means I die.
I'll give you some time to think all this through but please think quickly I already booked the church for2:00.
