Oh Ian your eating is making me want to puke
your smell and your body is like that of a karaboo
i think you should try to
keep some things out of your mouth
the fridge
and
the cabinets
appear to be on a strike
it is the result of
you eating everything in sight
oh Ian
your eating
is causing me great alarm
stop nibbling
no bitting
you are hurting my arm
Oh Ian im not kidding
please stop messing around
get off me
your heavy
now i'm pinned to the ground
Oh Ian your eating had cause a great rift
Two birds with one stone
Ian does not want to eat anymore and i am dead.
