Alright, now there are a few questions that really should be answered as christmas eve approaches.
1) Has Santa's sleigh been approved by the FAA?
2) Does the Methane emissions of 8 reindeer meet
the EPA environmental standards?
3) Isn't entering a home without the given
permission of the owner a felony?
4) Does Santa have a court order to conduct such
massive covert surveillance operations?
5) Has the Department of Homeland Security actually
checked this guy out?
and:
a) If not, why not? Clearly this man is not
a citizen of the US.
Other major concerns:
6) Considering that, in order to visit every home
on the planet, Santa has to use some device
that affects the space time continuum, what
safe guards are in place to insure his annual
flight does not cause a tear in the fabric of
space time that destroys the planet?
7) For that matter, just where did he get the
technology to alter space/time? Considering
just how long he has been doing this, I smell
an alien conspiracy!!!
Such technology and the energy needed to
control and even start the process could
forever end the energy crisis.
8) Considering the age of Santa, HOW DO WE KNOW HE
IS EVEN HUMAN?
He could be using the annual flight to mark
individuals for alien adduction!
