One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
>> along the roadside eating grass.
>> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
>> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
>> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
>> "We have to eat grass."
>> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
>> lawyer said.
>> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
>> there, under that tree."
>> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
>> Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
>> The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
>> wife and SIX children with me!"
>> "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered They all entered the
>> car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine
>> was.
>> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
>> "Sir, you are too kind.
>> Thank you for taking all of us with you."
>> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
>> You'll really love my place.
>> The grass is almost a foot high."
