My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
We were in bed. I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's how the fight got started.....
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
For Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's' license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, But I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said,
'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver Hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
Me,' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security Office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too'
And that's how the fight got started......
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,
took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
The waiter said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's how the fight got started....
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is
Not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible;
I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The Husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight got started......
