Lil Devil in Me's blog: "Help my friend"

I have decided to have a little fun,I have credits and rarely use them so what I am going to do is auction them off for Valentines Day. First I am going to auction off 25 credits and the bidding will begin at 10 mil fubucks, the second auction is for level 40 and below, it will be for 3 credits and the bidding will begin at 100,000 fubucks. There are some things you need to know kind of like rules lol.

1. All bids must be made in comment so everyone can see what is happening

2. State which auction you are interested in which shouldnt be hard to figure out but I want no confusion.

3. in order for your bid to be concidered you must friend and fan me or already be a friend, no acceptions.

4. If you win the prize you must agree to add me to your family for at least a period of one month.

5. For the 3 credit auction you must be level 40 or below, give them a chance folks.

6 The exchange will be made Valentines Day Febuary 14th, 2016

It makes no difference to me if you are a man or a woman bidding is open to all. Now be serious to some its not much but it is real for fu so dont insult me and be serious if you bid. Now lets have fun and let the bidding begin.

 

ABSOLUTILY NO CREDIT WILL BE SENT UNTIL PAYMENT IN FULL HAS BEEN MADE SO IF THE BID GOES OVER 1 BIL YOU MAY HAVE TO MAKE A SECOND PAYMENT BEFORE BEING REWARDED. This is to protect me from the few on here that may try to get crdits for nothing, I hope you all understand.

T. Bubba Bechtol, part time City Councilman from Midland, TX , was asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. "If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's scrotum to a car's battery cables will save one American GI's life, then I have just two things to say": 1. "Red is positive" 2. "Black is negative" God Bless Bubba

A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?" The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed it and took it back home." "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?" After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home." Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anything ever happened around here that made you sad?" The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed, and after a few seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once..."

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while We were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's how the fight got started..... After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply For Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's' license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, But I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver Hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for Me,' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security Office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too' And that's how the fight got started...... I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' The waiter said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight got started.... A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is Not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The Husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.' And that's how the fight got started......

A beautiful lady takes her shirt to the cleaners, she walks in and lays the blouse on the counter. The lady behind the counter takes it and gives her a reciept and as she does she says "thank you, come again" The beautiful lady replies no it's tooth paste this time.

I like to give little gifts to my friends so keeping Fubucks can be a problem lol. I racked my brain to think about how to build my fubucks up and came up with an idea. I have decided to have an auction to give some things that most people like on here and raise fubucks for my self. I am going to offer (1) A one month VIP (2) A Bling Pak of 25 (3) An auto 11 I am going to take bids from today till Thanks giving day. I will post as we go what the highest bid is so if you are interested you can keep up. If at the time of the giving of the prize any of the items on auction is now longer avaliable I will discuss it with the winner and find something of equal value. Please this is a real offer and not just a pitty gift so nothing less than 1,000,000 will even be concidered, I hope you understand. Lets have some fun and see what happens, Just leave your bid here in a comment and every one can see how things are going lol lets have some fun. Any one interested. Due to the lack of interest I am ending this auction sooner than originally planned. I may or may not attempt this again in the future so keep a look out and thanks to those that checked it out and bid. The auction is over.

My friend is a very sweet lady and need some help to win a contest. Please I am asking my friends to go help her. All you need to do is add and rate the guy holding the contest and then rate her picture at this link.