Sweet All Over's blog: "Jokes"

Only In Texas ...
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> Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State
> Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
> The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in
> the head with his nightstick.
>
> "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
>
> "You're in Texas , son." the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in
> Texas , you better have your license ready by the time we get to your
> car."
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> "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from California and didn't
> know your laws here."
>
> The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
> guy his license back.
>
> The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
> window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper
> smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
>
> "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
>
> "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
>
> "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked..
>
> "I know you Californians," the trooper says, "two miles down the road
> you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've
> tried that shit with me!"