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Sweet All Over's blog: "Jokes"

created on 10/17/2009  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b313334

Cheesy Pick-up Lines

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Bond. James Bond.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Do you come here often?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

How was heaven when you left it?

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I have only three months to live. ..

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.

What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?

What's your sign?

Where have you been all my life?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Wow.

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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