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Jobob's blog: "Witty"

created on 11/29/2009  |  http://fubar.com/witty/b326303

perfect breakfast: I'm gonna go with the classic. an omelet, with lots of cheese,  orange juice, thick slightly burned bacon, and crispy hashbrowns.

 

perfect date: Dinner and drinks, followed by a show (preferably a good one), more drinks, a walk on the pier, followed by rough sex that happens without planning.

perfect kiss: nice and hard on the lips, followed by a bite on the neck

 

perfect argument: something about rediculous pop culture.  I'll pretend to be right even when I realize I'm wrong.

perfect man/woman: Smart is number one. I like women I think are smarter than me.  beautiful, funny (Witty is really whats important), someone I can argue about stupid things with, and then make up.  Someone who is as spontanious as I am. The best times arent planned

 

perfect shoe: I have two. beach mocosins (spelling?), I wear them everywhere, and buy a new pair every couple of months. they wear out quick. and adidas sambas. they take like six months to wear in, but once you do, they are amazing

 

perfect movie: THe Salton Sea. Heartbreaking and Redeeming.  Noir without rubbing it in your face.

perfect flower: Birds of Paradise. Stole that one from Alix, but thats totally what i was going to say

 

perfect time of day: Dusk.  Love the time right after the sun sets.

 

perfect mood: Excited and nervous. weird right?

 

perfect dream: preferably something graphically sexual. that ends with me flying. haha

 

perfect drink: A gentleman jack.  warm.  love the bite.  or a dry red wine.

 

perfect name: Dr Dirk Quantum. thats my alias on my safeway card. so when i check out, they say "have a nice day Dr. Quantum"

 

perfect drug: A body high that makes you forget the real world for hours

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