Random Thoughts
Category: Blogging
Comedians should be in charge of everything. They're real people, not politicians. They are the only people in the world that speak the truth without fear of consequence, because everyone just laughs. What if they were required to listen instead of laugh?
Celebrities should be banned from speaking their personal opinion about anything.
I always wanted a house-trained pet owl. Feeding time would be gross with company around, but imagine the factor strength of it as a conversation piece!
Your purpose in life is to eat, grow, respond to stimulation, reproduce, and die. Remove one of these things, and you are less of a life than you were tasked to be. Imagine a plant. A plant is life. Does a plant really give a shit if it is happy or ask why it's there?
Marilyn Manson is considered one of the greatest entrepeneurs in the history of american consumer markets. Traditional Christians hate his ass with a passion. I don't think these are unrelated.
One of the fanciest quotes used to denounce evolutionists is that "Humans are the only species that refuse to be what they truly are". Well, the reverse can also be true if you replace Humans with Monkeys in that quote.
You can effectively kill any human being by any means of any material thing on this planet. Sometimes you have to be creative, but it's always possible.
They say death and taxes are the two things that can't be avoided. I hung out with a bum I called Snoopy (with his consent) for months. He never paid taxes.
Work unions can be as bad as they are good. Sometimes the boss is the bad guy, but sometimes a group of people think they can join together and get more than they deserve by uniting.
Civil court should have no lawyers. Every trial comes down to the more proper savvy disposition, but lawyers are more capable of setting precedents in frivolous cases just so they can get their 30%. Imagine Judge Judy with lawyers.
The fifth amendment is a sack of shit. I am totally for innocent until proven guilty, but that amendment ONLY helps the guilty. "You are innocent until proven guilty, and therefore we'll award the guilty certain tools to make sure they look innocent."
Natural Born Killlers is actually a love story. Watch it again with that knowledge.
Truth.com is paid in the millions by the tobacco companies themselves. They also lie. These two things should not keep you from staying off tobacco, but don't think those motherfuckers are all righteous. They'd be out of a job if they ever "got their way". They want you to smoke.
The longest red light can't be more than 4 minutes long. People run them so they don't have to wait. The doctor's assistant tells them to have a seat and wait up to 30 minutes. Those same people don't suddenly charge into the doctor's office and start describing their issues.
