FYI: the majority of my statuses the last day have been taken from a hilarious website I found containing drunk texts that probably shouldn't have been sent :P
Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction, and my socks are never
clean
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin'
right
Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I wanna be somebody else, yeah
LA told me, "You'll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are."
Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Don't let me get me
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I'm missing your bed
I never sleep
Avoiding the spots where we'd have to speak,
And this bottle of beast
Is taking me home
[1.]
I'm cuddling close
To blankets and sheets
But you're not alone, and you're not discreet
Make sure I know who's taking you home.
I'm reading your note over again
There's not a word that I comprehend,
Except when you signed it
"I will love you always and forever."
[2.]
Well As for now I'm gonna hear the saddest songs
And sit alone and wonder
How you're making out
But as for me, I wish that I was anywhere with anyone
Making out.
I'm missing your laugh
How did it break?
And when did your eyes begin to look fake?
I hope you're as happy as you 're pretending.
[1.]
I am alone
In my defeat I wish I knew you were safely at home
I'm missing your bed
I never sleep
Avoiding the spots where we'd have speak, and
This bottle of beast is taking me home.
[2.]
Your hair, it's everywhere.
Screaming infidelities
And taking its wear.
[Repeat Four times]
Grandfather watches the grandfather clock
And the phone hasnt rang for so long
And the time flies by like a vulture in the sky
Suddenly he breaks into song
Im waiting by the phone
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me Im not alone
Im waiting by the phone
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me Im not alone
Hello, speak up, is there somebody there?
These hang-ups are getting me down
In a world frozen over with over-exposure
Lets talk it over, lets go out and paint the town
Im waiting by the phone
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me Im not alone
Cause I want somebody to shove
I need somebody to shove
I want somebody to shove me
Youre a dream for insomniacs, prize in the cracker jacks
All the difference in the world is just a call away
And Im waiting by the phone
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me Im not alone
Yes Im waiting by the phone
Im waiting for you to call me up and tell me Im not alone
Cause I want somebody to shove
I need somebody to shove
I want somebody to shove me
Yes I want somebody to shove
I need somebody to shove
I want somebody to shove me
Somebody To Shove - Soul Asylum
Spoken:
Don't look at me
Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, i saw debris
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today
To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone left the puzzle undone
That's the way it is
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...
No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When the sun is shining through
Then the clouds won't stay
And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun won't always shine
(sun won't always shine)
But tomorrow will find a way
All the other times
'cause we are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down, oh no
We are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down
Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today
I've had this song in my head for sooo long... All the things I want to say but I can't All the things I want to do but I won't Hold me tight Not too tight I'm in knots and you tie me in bows I feel pretty I know that you care You're so sweet You're so so sweet It's not a hurry tha we're in It's the pollen It's the spring I can't make me love you And you can't make me either Patience Boy I need it I can't make me love yooooooou Oh oh oh Paper pen and a piece of your heart I can read it but where do I start? What to do What do I do? An I am going but I'm gonna come back And maybe then this maybe that Hold me tight Not too tight It's not a hurry that were in There's no problem That's the thing! But I can't make me love you And you can't make me either Patience Boy I need it I can't make me love yooooooou Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Everyday there's something new to hold onto toooooooooo a little more of yoooooooouu I Can't make me love you And you can't make me either Patience Boy I need it I can't make me love yooooooou Patience Boy on strange days I can't make me love yooooooooouu Oh oh oh
Here's my favorite BNL xmas song