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FYI: the majority of my statuses the last day have been taken from a hilarious website I found containing drunk texts that probably shouldn't have been sent :P

Don't Let Me Get Me


Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction, and my socks are never
clean
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin'
right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

I wanna be somebody else, yeah

LA told me, "You'll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are."
Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Don't let me get me

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Screaming Infidelities

I'm missing your bed
I never sleep
Avoiding the spots where we'd have to speak,
And this bottle of beast
Is taking me home

[1.]
I'm cuddling close
To blankets and sheets
But you're not alone, and you're not discreet
Make sure I know who's taking you home.

I'm reading your note over again
There's not a word that I comprehend,
Except when you signed it
"I will love you always and forever."

[2.]
Well As for now I'm gonna hear the saddest songs
And sit alone and wonder
How you're making out
But as for me, I wish that I was anywhere with anyone
Making out.

I'm missing your laugh
How did it break?
And when did your eyes begin to look fake?
I hope you're as happy as you 're pretending.

[1.]
I am alone
In my defeat I wish I knew you were safely at home

I'm missing your bed
I never sleep
Avoiding the spots where we'd have speak, and
This bottle of beast is taking me home.

[2.]

Your hair, it's everywhere.
Screaming infidelities
And taking its wear.
[Repeat Four times]

Grandfather watches the grandfather clock
And the phone hasnt rang for so long
And the time flies by like a vulture in the sky
Suddenly he breaks into song

Im waiting by the phone
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me Im not alone
Im waiting by the phone
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me Im not alone

Hello, speak up, is there somebody there?
These hang-ups are getting me down
In a world frozen over with over-exposure
Lets talk it over, lets go out and paint the town

Im waiting by the phone
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me Im not alone

Cause I want somebody to shove
I need somebody to shove
I want somebody to shove me

Youre a dream for insomniacs, prize in the cracker jacks
All the difference in the world is just a call away

And Im waiting by the phone
Waiting for you to call me up and tell me Im not alone
Yes Im waiting by the phone
Im waiting for you to call me up and tell me Im not alone

Cause I want somebody to shove
I need somebody to shove
I want somebody to shove me
Yes I want somebody to shove
I need somebody to shove
I want somebody to shove me
Somebody To Shove - Soul Asylum

Beautiful &hearts

 

 

 

Spoken:
Don't look at me

Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, i saw debris
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today

To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone left the puzzle undone
That's the way it is

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When the sun is shining through
Then the clouds won't stay


And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun won't always shine
(sun won't always shine)
But tomorrow will find a way
All the other times

'cause we are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down, oh no
We are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down
Don't you bring me down today

Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today

I fall asleep by the telephone It's 2 O'clock and I'm waiting up alone Tell me where have you been? I found a note with another name You blow a kiss, but it just don't feel the same Cause I can feel that you're gone I can't bite my tongue forever While you try to play it cool You can hide behind your stories But don't take me for a fool You can tell me that there's nobody else (But I feel it) You can tell me that you're home by yourself (But I see it) You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want But I know Your love is just a lie (Lie) It's nothing but a lie (Lie) You look so innocent But the guilt in your voice gives you away Yeah you know what I mean How does it feel when you kiss when you know that i trust you And do you think about me when he fucks you? Could you be more obscene? So dont try to say you're sorry Or try to make it right Don't waste your breath because it's too late, it's too late. You can tell me that there's nobody else (But I feel it) You can tell me that you're home by yourself (But I see it) You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want But I know, I know, Your love is just a lie (Lie) It's nothing but a lie (Lie) You're nothing but a lie You can tell me that there's nobody else (But I feel it) You can tell me that you're home by yourself (But I see it) You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want But I know, I know Your love is just a lie (Lie I know you're nothing but a lie (Lie) Lie (Lie) Lie (Lie) Lie Your love is just a lie

I've had this song in my head for sooo long... All the things I want to say but I can't All the things I want to do but I won't Hold me tight Not too tight I'm in knots and you tie me in bows I feel pretty I know that you care You're so sweet You're so so sweet It's not a hurry tha we're in It's the pollen It's the spring I can't make me love you And you can't make me either Patience Boy I need it I can't make me love yooooooou Oh oh oh Paper pen and a piece of your heart I can read it but where do I start? What to do What do I do? An I am going but I'm gonna come back And maybe then this maybe that Hold me tight Not too tight It's not a hurry that were in There's no problem That's the thing! But I can't make me love you And you can't make me either Patience Boy I need it I can't make me love yooooooou Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Everyday there's something new to hold onto toooooooooo a little more of yoooooooouu I Can't make me love you And you can't make me either Patience Boy I need it I can't make me love yooooooou Patience Boy on strange days I can't make me love yooooooooouu Oh oh oh

Midnight, gettin' uptight Where are you? You said you'd meet me, now it's quarter to two. I know I'm hangin' but I'm still wantin' you Hey, Jack- it's a fact they're talkin' in town I turn my back and you're messin' around. I'm not really jealous- don't like lookin' like a clown. I think of you every night and day You took my heart and you took my pride away... refrain: I hate myself for loving you, Can't break free from the things that you do. I wanna walk but I run back to you Thats why I hate myself for lovin' you. Daylight spent the night without you But I've been dreamin' 'bout the lovin' you do I won't be as angry 'bout the hell you put me through Hey man bet you can treat me right You just don't know what you was missin' last night I wanna see your face and say forget it just from spite I think of you every night and day- You took my heart and you took my pride away... (refrain) I think of you every night and day You took my heart and you took my pride away... (refrain) (refrain) I hate myself....for loving you (5x)

The Ending - Follow

I've had this song in my head for a few weeks... it's a new band out of Toronto that's a pet project of the guitarist from Platinum Blonde Need some help just to find my way A better life and a final say Got a rip in my pocket And a tear in my soul Never thought that I'd come undone Who'd have thought that you'd be the one The skies are so pretty I must say Sometimes I run for cover When I've lost my way, lost my way So don't follow me Life's not forever And I'm lost So I will follow you Follow you Can't rest till the day is done Pick up the pieces one by one Can't ask for forgiveness For something I haven't done The skies are so pretty I must say Sometimes I run for cover When I've lost my way, lost my way So don't follow me Life's not forever And I'm lost So I will follow you Follow you Follow you So don't follow me Life's not forever And I'm lost So I will follow you Follow you (so don't follow me) Follow you (so don't follow me) Follow you (so don't follow me) Follow you

Here's my favorite BNL xmas song

I'm a man of reason, and they say "'Tis the season to be jolly" But it's folly when you volley for position Never in existence has there been such a resistance To ideas meant to free us If you could see us, then you'd listen Toiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages There's no union We're only through when we outdo the competition I make toys, but I've got aspirations Make some noise Use your imagination Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for There's a list for who's been Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf A full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitude But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous Absurd though it may seem, you know, I've heard there's even been illegal doping And though we're coping, I just hope it's not contagious You try to start a movement, and you think you see improvement But when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageous I make toys, but I've got aspirations Make some noise Use your imagination Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for There's a list for who's been Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf You look at yourself You're an elf And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know why you aren't just happy making crappy little gizmos Every kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away We're used to repetition, so we drew up a petition We, the undersigned, feel undermined Let's redefine "employment" We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverage And sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went I make toys, but I've got aspirations Make some noise Use your imagination Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for There's a list for who's been Naughty or nice, but consider the price Naughty or nice, but consider the price Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf
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