Ok so I posted a ad on craigslist looking to barter computer repair for having my lawn mowed... simple enough one would think Right?
Nah...... the trolls just HAD to come out of the woodwork. So I of course wishes to show my appreciation for their kind emails and posted accordingly on craiglist again. The following is my post in response to the absolutely brillance of a few complete idiots.
Enjoy.
Rant Some people didnt take their meds today!
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Ok here's my bitch du jour.
I posted on the barter section looking for someone to mow my lawn and trim some hedges as my hubby is deployed and the bloody mower died. While I did get some legit replies.. I wanted to share and send a shout out to the parade of idiots who must have not taken their meds as cruising the BARTER section for chicks on a friday night is just plain pathetic...... so here goes...
To jason at Jason who said
Hey, saw your ad on craigslist. I can mow ur lawn for you.. if u want to trade some action since ur hubby is deployed
I shall pass on your kind offer but I have fowarded your email addy to all the gay message boards I could find as well you seem pretty desperate that your looking for a hook up in the barter section. Please re read my ad as it clearly states MOW lawn not MUNCH. Hope you have better luck with the gay dudes. Dont worry I made you sound really cute....... and willing.
Then there was mark....... at mark smith
who had a oh so kind offering of.......i will do it for a nice massage.
Uhhhhhhhhh lemme think...... NOPE! But hey Jason seems lonely perhaps you two can hook up and trade massages for sex. I'm sure you'll make a cute couple. being you have motorcycle man in your email I'm sure you have some leather in your closet. jason seems like the type. Hope it works out and let us all know here as we care..... really, we do.
There was more but those are the 2 winners of the night I applaud you asshats for your sheer genius and amazing abilities to acertain thru my posting that in reality I did NOT need my yard mowed and hedges trimmed, but in fact I was cruising the barter section hoping, nay, PRAYING your mental geniuses would see that in fact what I needed was sex with a troll or a burning desire to massage some sweaty faceless man. Oh yay! THANK YOU ever so much for seeing thru my ruse of lawncare and to the heart of the matter.
And for gods sake......TAKE YOUR MEDS YOU MORONS!
