Again, i had promised some more of the wonderful things about me, and the many reasons to date this Mistress. Keep in mind, this is for entertainment purposes and if you truely wish to date me, I truely wish you to schedule a date with your shrink!
1)I have active nerouns in my brain, meaning that when you ask me what i want to do, you wont get the responce " I don't care".
2) I can be a proper hostess anywhere I go, therefore, if I am staying at your place, I will cook for you, clean for you, and follow you around the house picking up the things you leave behind and putting them in the proper place.
3) If you like concerts/ comedy shows/ boxing- wrestling, I work for a Theature. Free tickets babe! And beer, pizza, possible interaction with celebs almost guarenteed!
4)I dont care about your past, as long as you dont care about mine, but this only applies if you dont have past issues in present tense. (i.e. ex girlfriends still bugging you, major red flag for me) My past is my past, it is what it is.
5) Any legal matters you need handling, I know how to talk professional, meaning I can get that supervisor on the phone, I can get that refund that stupid company owes you, and best of all I know how to bargain and barter to get the prices you want and deserve.
6) I wear fuzzy and feely clothes , so you'll always want to touch and hang off me.
7) I have raised and breed dogs since I was 13. Meaning I can raise and breed you if you need the proper training.
8) It takes alot to piss me of, therefore, I am not a bitchy woman most of the time.
9) I am a lady, no room for whore, slut , bitch, or any preverse terms people use.But, I can admit that many women do fall into that category.
10)I can drink you under the table, almost guarenteed. So, if you need your hair pulled back while puking, look to me. And I can nuture after a long night of partying..
done for now! enjoy, and it wuoldnt hurt to make a list of your own!
~Mistress
