Your mum is so fat she uses a bed as a tampon
Your mum is so old I slapped her back and her
tits fell off
Your mum's so fat she got baptized at sea world
The difference between your mum and a cockerel is
that a cockerel says cockadoodaldoo and she says anycockwilldo
Your mum is so fat when she went bungee jumping
there was a total eclipse of the sun
Your mum is so fat that when she jumped off a
cliff she got stuck in the air
Your mum is so stupid when she was in court the
judge said "Order In The Court" your mum said I'll have some fries and
a coke please
Your mum is so fat that she jumped into the ocean
and the whales started singing
we are family
Your mum's so fat she passed by the TV and I
missed the whole show
Your mum's so fat that her flat has become a
bungalow
Your mum is so fat that when she took of her
fishnet tights her bum looked like a waffle
Your mum is so fat that when a bus ran into her
she said, ;Who threw that rock?
Your mum is so dumb, when she stepped on her fags
she said, Who turned off the heater?
Your mum is so fat that when her pager goes
everyone thinks she's reversing
Your mum is so fat when I was fucking her I burnt
my ass on the light bulb!<
Your mum is so ugly the last time she heard a
whistle was when a train hit her
Your mum is so fat that when she went to the
dressing parlour they said, We don't sell curtains.
Your mum's like KFC, cheap, greasy and a box to
stick your bone in
