Toilet Paper
Current mood: crappy
Category: Shopping
Something you never think about, till you get down to the last sheet....
Lets look at toilet paper, shell we.......
Man, are there a lot of brands out there or what...and styles, wow. Ones with quilts, one with pillows...(pillows, i don't want to sleep with the damn stuff) one with stars, one ply, two ply, no ply.....200 sheets, 5000 sheets.(5000 sheets, get out)...makes my head spin.....takes me 20 minutes in the paper isle. Single roll, double roll....triple roll (can't even get that one on the damn roller)...and scent, you want smell, check out your T.P. (before u use it)...you want jasmine, you got it!!!....honeysuckle, right again, flower mist....you get the point.......and color, we got white, blue, green, pink, flowered, stripped....a virtual paint store. maybe it's just me but IDK what color it is as long as my hand dosn't go though it......and versatile, man, this stuff is great...You can write a letter on it, stop a bloody nose, even take some with you for the times you don't have any, just stick it to the bottom of your shoe........Ever notice how they package the stuff for just what you need. One roll, for those who stop by the gas station to pick it up (can't wait in line at the store, you know, when you gotta go, you gotta go). The convenient 4 pack.....now I may be wrong but in a house full of women, that should last maybe an hour or two, and if their drinkin beer and eatin chili, well, we're lookin at count the minutes.......Then you got your 6 & 8 pack....for those who just don't want to go back to the store for a day.....Ah, the 12 pack ( 12 pks have always been my fav) and the 18 pack...Ever notice (i don't go around lookin at peoples T.P.) the people who buy the 12 and 18 pack really think they are getting one over on the manufacture, "i'll save money by buying the bigger pack, yah right.....the dumb shit buys the one ply......duh, gotta use like 3 times as much and if you don't, well, all you got left when your done is your hand........shitty situation......Now for the BIG pack...the GIANT pack......yah, that's right.....the 48 roll pack!!!!!, yah, I said it....can't lift it but I said it...... the 48 pack (even if you buy the 1 ply, who cares, you got 48 rolls).....for those who are planning to go underground for 6 months...whats up with that.....and how the hell do you get it in your car????, a pick-up, ok, but a car. What do you do, put it in one roll at a time and look though the hole in the middle? and if you got a VW bug...forget it!!!!
Me, i'll stick to my 12 pack (unscented pls, i don't want my ass to smell like a forest) Now if they just make it to smell like beer, I wouldn't have to leave the bathroom.........
